Lambton Worm Lyrics

Here’s a public-domain dialect version: > **The Lambton Worm** > > One Sunday morn young Lambton went > A-fishing in the Wear; > An’ catched a fish upon his heuk, > He thowt leuk’t varry queer. > But whatt’n a kind o’ fish it was > Young Lambton cudden’t tell. > He waddn’t fash te carry’t hyem, > So he hoyed it doon a well. > > **Chorus:** > Whisht, lads, haad yor gobs, > An’ Aa’ll tell ye’s aall an aaful story, > Whisht, lads, haad yor gobs, > An’ Aa’ll tell ye ‘boot the worm. > > Noo Lambton felt inclined te gan > An’ fight i’ foreign wars. > He joined a troop o’ Knights that cared > For nowther woonds nor scars. > An’ off he went te Palestine, > Where queer things him befel, > An’ varry seun forgat aboot > The queer worm i’ the well. > > Choruses as above… > > But the worm got fat, an’ grewed an’ grewed, > An’ grewed an aaful size; > He’d greet big teeth, a greet big gob, > An’ greet big goggly eyes. > An’ when at neets he craaled aboot > Te pick up bits o’ news, > If he felt dry upon the road, > He’d milk a dozen coos. > > This feorful worm would often feed > On caalves an’ lambs an’ sheep, > An’ swally little bairns alive > When they laid doon te sleep. > An’ when he’d eaten aall he cud, > An’ he’d had he’s fill, > He craaled away an’ lapped he’s tail > Ten times roond Pensha Hill. > > The news o’ this myest aaful worm > An’ his queer gannins on > Seun crossed the seas, gat te the ears > O’ brave an’ bowld Sir John. > So hyem he cam an’ catched the beast, > An’ cut ‘im in three halves, > An’ that seun stopped he’s eatin’ bairns > An’ sheep an’ lambs an’ caalves. > > So noo ye knaa hoo aall the fowk > On byeth sides o’ the Wear > Lost lots o’ sheep an’ lots o’ sleep, > An’ leeved i’ mortal feor. > So let’s hev one te brave Sir John > That kept the bairns frae harm, > Saved coos an’ calves by myekin’ halves > O’ the famis Lambton Worm. > > **Last chorus:** > Noo, lads, Aa’ll haad me gob, > That’s aall Aa knaa aboot the story > Aboot Sir John an’ his clivvor job > Wi’ the aaful Lambton Worm.